8.31.2006

'Let's impeach the president' by Neil Young

Let's impeach the president for lying

And leading our country into war

Abusing all the power that we gave him

And shipping all our money out the door

He's the man who hired all the criminals

The White House shadows who hide behind closed doors

And bend the facts to fit with their new stories

Of why we have to send our men to war

Let's impeach the president for spying

On citizens inside their own homes

Breaking every law in the country

By tapping our computers and telephones

What if Al Qaeda blew up the levees

Would New Orleans have been safer that way

Sheltered by our government's protection

Or was someone just not home that day?

Let's impeach the president

For hijacking our religion and using it to get elected

Dividing our country into colors

And still leaving black people neglected

Thank god he's racking down on steroids

Since he sold his old baseball team

There's lot of people looking at big trouble

But of course the president is clean

Thank God

8.30.2006

la dieta de comer con sentido

Por fin, un estudio que me da la razón:

Los comensales intuitivos no hacen dieta; reconocen y responden a impulsos internos de hambre y satisfacción para regular cuánto se come, y en qué cantidad. [...] Comer de manera intuitiva tiene tres componentes: permiso incondicional para comer cualquier tipo de comida que se quiera, siempre que haya hambre; comer por razones físicas antes que emocionales; y confiar en las señales internas de hambre y satisfacción.

Quienes comen de manera intuitiva tienen en promedio una mayor apreciación de su cuerpo, la comida les hace menos daño y, al final, tienen menos masa corporal que los que hacen dieta.

(reporteado por Reuters)

8.28.2006

Hechizo

Una reforma tributaria contra los pobres y contra la cultura sería un despropósito en cualquier país serio, comandado por gente seria. Pero Uribia no es un país serio, y su comandante es un encantador de serpientes que aprendió a mandar en la finca, rodeado de peones y de caballos. Y que, me atrevo a decir, no creo que lea mucho.

Por eso no le importa ponerles IVA a los libros ni al cine, ni acabar con la ley de cine que acaba de pasar su gobierno. Seguro a su esposa Lina, que lee y que va a cine sola, algo le dirá al capataz. Pero tal vez no alcance para hacerlo cambiar de opinión, o tal vez ni siquiera le diga: ella tiene fama de ser mucho mejor que él, pero algún karma estará pagando si ese es el esposo que tiene.

Bueno, no más chismes.

Uribe es un gran capataz y Carrasquilla un gran economista, un tipo inteligente según gente que lo conoce. Y la idea de devolverles a los más pobres sus pagos de impuestos tendría sentido en un país donde el Estado sabe quiénes y cuántos son sus pobres y sus ricos, y cuánto tiene cada uno. Pero en Uribia no se sabe ni cuántos son los jefes paramilitares que hay que indultar, ni cuántas las hectáreas de tierra que han robado, ni las cabezas de ganado que tienen, ni cuántos los secuestrados que tienen todavía los guerrilleros, ni cuántos los millones de pesos que 'la gata' metió a la campaña.

Mucho menos, se saben una cantidad de cifras importantes para poder encontrar a unos pobres que este país desechó hace tiempo y que este gobierno está terminando de enterrar. (Alguien se acuerda que este fue el gobierno que acabó con las horas extra?)

Así que justificar más impuestos con la idea de que se les van a devolver a los más pobres es una mentira descarada. De encantador de serpientes.


8.24.2006

qué?

"Si amarras un nudo sobre una pelota de fútbol es fácil cerrarlo deslizándolo sobre la superficie de la pelota. Si amarras un donut por el hueco, es imposible cerrar el nudo sin romper el donut."

Sylvia Nasar y David Gruber en The New Yorker, tratado de explicar parte de la conjetura de Poincaré, que parece fue resuelta por Grygori Perelman, un matemático ruso quien vive con su mamá en un apartamento en las afueras de San Petersburgo.

8.23.2006

Uribia podría estar peor. Creo.

Yo lo veo así: Bush podría ser nuestro presidente reelegido.

De Fred Kaplan, en Slate:

Among the many flabbergasting answers that President Bush gave at his press conference on Monday, this one-about Democrats who propose pulling out of Iraq-triggered the steepest jaw drop: "I would never question the patriotism of somebody who disagrees with me. This has nothing to do with patriotism. It has everything to do with understanding the world in which we live."

George W. Bush criticizing someone for not understanding the world is like ... well, it's like George W. Bush criticizing someone for not understanding the world. It's sui generis: No parallel quite captures the absurdity so succinctly.

This, after all, is the president who invaded Iraq without the slightest understanding of the country's ethnic composition or of the volcanic tensions that toppling its dictator might unleash. Complexity has no place in his schemes. Choices are never cloudy. The world is divided into the forces of terror and the forces of freedom: The one's defeat means the other's victory.

Defeating terror by promoting freedom-it's "the fundamental challenge of the 21st century," he has said several times, especially when it comes to the Middle East. But here, from the transcript of the press conference, is how he sees the region's recent events:

What's very interesting about the violence in Lebanon and the violence in Iraq and the violence in Gaza is this: These are all groups of terrorists who are trying to stop the advance of democracy.

What is he talking about? Hamas, which has been responsible for much of the violence in Gaza, won the Palestinian territory's parliamentary elections. Hezbollah, which started its recent war with Israel, holds a substantial minority of seats in Lebanon's parliament and would probably win many more seats if a new election were held tomorrow. Many of the militants waging sectarian battle in Iraq have representation in Baghdad's popularly elected parliament.

The key reality that Bush fails to grasp is that terrorism and democracy are not opposites. They can, and sometimes do, coexist. One is not a cure for the other.

Here, as a further example of this failing, is his summation of Iraq:

I hear a lot about "civil war"... [But] the Iraqis want a unified country. ... Twelve million Iraqis voted. ... It's an indication about the desire for people to live in a free society.

What he misses is that those 12 million Iraqis had sharply divided views of what a free society meant. Shiites voted for a unified country led by Shiites, Sunnis voted for a unified country led by Sunnis, and Kurds voted for their own separate country. Almost nobody voted for a free society in any Western sense of the term. (The secular parties did very poorly.)

The total number of voters, in such a context, means nothing. Look at American history. In the 1860 election, held right before our own Civil War, 81.2 percent of eligible citizens voted-the second-largest turnout ever.

Another comment from the president: "It's in our interests that we help reformers across the Middle East achieve their objectives." But who are these reformers? What are their objectives? And how can we most effectively help them?

This is where Bush's performance proved most discouraging. He said, as he's said before, "Resentment and the lack of hope create the breeding grounds for terrorists." This may or may not be true. (Many terrorist leaders are well-off, and, according to some studies, their resentment is often aimed at foreign occupiers.) In any case, what is Bush doing to reduce their resentment?

He said he wants to help Lebanon's democratic government survive, but what is he doing about that? Bush called the press conference to announce a $230 million aid package. That's a step above the pathetic $50 million that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice had offered the week before, but it's still way below the $1 billion or more than Iran is shoveling to Hezbollah, which is using the money to rebuild Lebanon's bombed-out neighborhoods-and to take credit for the assistance.

As for Iraq, it's no news that Bush has no strategy. What did come as news-and, really, a bit of a shocker-is that he doesn't seem to know what "strategy" means.

Asked if it might be time for a new strategy in Iraq, given the unceasing rise in casualties and chaos, Bush replied, "The strategy is to help the Iraqi people achieve their objectives and dreams, which is a democratic society. That's the strategy. ... Either you say, 'It's important we stay there and get it done,' or we leave. We're not leaving, so long as I'm the president."

The reporter followed up, "Sir, that's not really the question. The strategy-"

Bush interrupted, "Sounded like the question to me."

First, it's not clear that the Iraqi people want a "democratic society" in the Western sense. Second, and more to the point, "helping Iraqis achieve a democratic society" may be a strategic objective, but it's not a strategy-any more than "ending poverty" or "going to the moon" is a strategy.

Strategy involves how to achieve one's objectives-or, as the great British strategist B.H. Liddell Hart put it, "the art of distributing and applying military means to fulfill the ends of policy." These are the issues that Bush refuses to address publicly-what means and resources are to be applied, in what way, at what risk, and to what end, in pursuing his policy. Instead, he reduces everything to two options: "Cut and run" or, "Stay the course." It's as if there's nothing in between, no alternative way of applying military means. Could it be that he doesn't grasp the distinction between an "objective" and a "strategy," and so doesn't see that there might be alternatives? Might our situation be that grim?

Fred Kaplan writes the "War Stories" column

8.22.2006

otro milagro

De Harper's Weekly:

(A) secretly pregnant 21-year-old in Florida went into labor, sneaked out of her parents' house, crashed her car into a canal, then delivered standing up in the wreckage. She named the baby Myracle.


8.21.2006

milagro

Antonio Caballero en su columna de Semana:

Publica el 'Opinómetro' de El Tiempo que a la pregunta "¿Usted cree en los milagros?" un 63,3 por ciento de los colombianos encuestados contestó que sí.

El porcentaje coincide exactamente (¿milagrosamente?) con el de los que votaron por la reelección del presidente Álvaro Uribe.


8.07.2006

oremos

"Pidámosle (al Divino Niño) que nos ayude para que en estos cuatro años que vienen nuestra patria progrese, salga adelante", dijo (Uribe) al término de una misa en el templo del Divino Niño Jesús del 20 de Julio, según reportó Reuters.
Sí presidente: pidámosle al Divino Niño ya que ni a Brasil, Argentina, Venezuela, México, ni prácticamente ningún país con más PIB que el nuestro le importa.

8.05.2006

falsa alarma

no es hoy. es el 26 de agosto. pero gracias a la lectora que se tomó ese trago por mí.

8.04.2006

pliiiiiiis

Alguien, todos, cualquiera... se toman un trago por mí mañana sábado?
... y me be-bí tu rrrreeecueeeerdoooo

8.03.2006

urgente

La Cancillería colombiana emitió un comunicado ayer en el que públicamente declara "no apoyar ningún proyecto que Mel Gibson tenga pensado hacer en Colombia" luego de que el actor y 'director' de cine acusó la los judíos de iniciar todas las guerras en el mundo cuando fue arrestado y acusado de manejar borracho.
Gibson, de 50 años, recibirá también una cartilla firmada por niños huérfanos del medio oriente, parte de una serie que publicó el Convenio Andrés Bello sobre niños mutilados en varias guerras, en la que se explica el impacto de la expansión de los valores cristianos en esa zona del mundo.
La noticia del retiro del apoyo de Colombia cayó como un balde de agua fría en los corredores de Hollywood, ya que es bien sabido que el factor decisivo para la exitosa campaña del actual gobernador de California fue haber hecho una película en la que rescataba secuestrados en el país andino. Gibson, visiblemente afectado, dijo entre sollozos que él nunca había pensado dedicarse en serio a la política. Ni al cine.